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did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual
be like cat paws
very nice, very soft, very squishy,
but when threatened?
listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels onu can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”
omgf the skunk
That adorable little owl, oh my goodness. My heart.
if i die resurrect me with this video
if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video
If someone wants a romantic relationship with little or no sex, let them.
If someone wants a sexual relationship with no romance, let them.
And if someone wants a completely platonic relationship with no romance or sex, FUCKING LET THEM.
Destroy the idea that a relationship must have sex and/or romance to be “real”.
And destroy the idea that platonic relationships are somehow “worth less”.
date someone who wants to be with you
date someone who will always follow you
date someone who will always try to help you
date someone who will be there when you’re hurt
date your healer
This is perfect.
My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be
|—||favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via ericscissorhands)|
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?