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inverted-typo:

innerekonflikt:

how have I lived without seeing this

kristoffbjorgman:

did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual

frxdo:

idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x

floozys:

be like cat paws

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very nice, very soft, very squishy, 

but when threatened?

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CLAWS

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

theskeletonwitch:

panda-muffin:

darthmoonmoon:

omgf the skunk

That adorable little owl, oh my goodness. My heart.

I’m broken

fuckoffdarren:

itsrainingrene:

if i die resurrect me with this video

if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video

kiriamaya:

stormbramble:

If someone wants a romantic relationship with little or no sex, let them.

If someone wants a sexual relationship with no romance, let them.

And if someone wants a completely platonic relationship with no romance or sex, FUCKING LET THEM.

Destroy the idea that a relationship must have sex and/or romance to be “real”.

And destroy the idea that platonic relationships are somehow “worth less”.

browningtons:

date someone who wants to be with you

date someone who will always follow you

date someone who will always try to help you

date someone who will be there when you’re hurt

date your healer

treerings-sing:

This is perfect.

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner
favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via ericscissorhands)

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?