thecarvingwitch:

veevigil:

christowitch:

rayne-the-kitten:

Happy pagan sex day!!

Which pagan sex day do you seem to be referring to?

What the hell is Pagan Sex Day?

If you’re doing it right, every day is pagan sex day

If anyone needs me, I’ll be helplessly writing fanfiction.

Maybe some fluff. I need fluff.

And if anyone wants to read my Anders fic my username on fanfic is Bara Ichimaru. The fic is called Criticize.

I wouldn’t read anything I wrote before 2012. Lmao

I’m fucking crying

Fucking Hellsing Ultimate. They pulled me in with a good story and a beautiful vampire man and then they rip my heart out and stomp on it! D:

Why is Alucard’s voice so damn hot!? I’m LITERALLY like, sobbing!!

OWWWWWWWWWWWWW

kathryn-amakura:

I think I become a little more excited for Dragon Age Inquisition with each day that passes.

dustinssmellyart:

groovy-bastard:

There is no character I empathise with quite as much as I do with The Great Gonzo.

Top tier Muppet

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

dreamofflight:

letslivelikejackandsally:

we’re all getting arrested for this

I have to believe the President would die laughing at these.

Popular Pups

onceuponaregalduckling:

theblogforadog:

Here are some picture of what some of the most popular dog breeds look like as puppies. 

Australian Shepherd

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Beagle

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Boston Terrier

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Chihuahua

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Cocker Spaniel

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Dachshund

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French Bulldog

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German Shepherd

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Golden Retriever 

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Siberian Husky

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Labrador Retriever 

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Pug

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Miniature Schnauzer 

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Sheltie

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Yorkie

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give me them all.

thugplant:

guys with voices so deep u can feel it in da clit

spicyshimmy:

don’t ever let tumblr make you believe that

  • mages are any less deserving of rights
  • you can’t turn into a giant spider
  • fine dwarven crafts come from anywhere other than orzammar

Alternative names for the Mass Effect games